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dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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(Source: clestroying, via gnarly)

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jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

(Source: jonasbrothers, via onemorefag)

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spoopydenizen:

quentintortellini:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both

truer words were never spoken before.

(via onemorefag)

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via snapchapstick)

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trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via youareperfect-theway-youare)

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apicturesqueplace:

sometimes i look at zayn and my eyes go out of focus

(via justalovelyperson)

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dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton, via onemorefag)

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bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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(via xalm)

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via perksofbeingademigodtribute)

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